princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

lotsofdisney:

Disney Heroines and lines from “Let It Go”

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

(Source: snowwhties)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord)

gothiccharmschool:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.

peetaismydandilion:

adammlligan:

thesexpolice:

cursed-to-be-wicked:

favourite contemporary heroines

Who’s that in the bottom right GIF?

I think it’s a Teen Wolf person. I could be wrong.

YO DON’T MESS WITH MARY WINCHESTER

IT’S MARY FUCKING WINCHESTER

(Source: squintymisha)

Guinea, Liberia, Nigeria, and Sierra Leone: We have no cure for this outbreak of Ebola. We're doing all we can, but our mortality rate is around the 55% mark.
American white dudes: I got back to the USA and I'm better! God be praised it's a miracle!
Guinea, Liberia, Nigeria, and Sierra Leone: ... I'm pretty sure God isn't the name of your pharmaceutical company and their top-secret cure that they didn't mention at all when it was just Africans who were sick...
British white dude: I got some nice medicine too and I'm feeling better enough that I could manage a bacon butty this morning!
Guinea, Liberia, Nigeria, and Sierra Leone: ...

dorememberwhenyouarefamous:

Quick change from Killer to Puppy.

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

karkalicious-carcinogeneticist:

x-lilou-chan-x:

askfordoodles:

teamdauntlesstribute:

disneytasthic:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

unf-hans:

thisdisneyday:

Handsome princes indeed.

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF

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Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.

TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY

DIDNEY WORL

Didn’t you forget someone~? imageimage

OH MY GOD STOP